Ducklington Dash 5k Report by Ben Breaker (+ AI)
This may be the first race report written with the ‘help’ of AI…
On a hot night by Witney’s tracks,
The Roadrunners charged with no lacks.
Tom Baker was quick,
With a time that did stick,
And his place was just shy of the max.
David Hemprich-Bennett shone bright,
In eighth place, he was quite the sight.
Ben Breaker ran fast,
In the MV40 class,
His third spot was truly a delight.
Richard Hume led the MV50,
With a pace that was truly nifty.
Phil Hurst was a gem,
In the same age group’s hem,
Together, they ran oh-so-swiftly.
Chantelle Noble, the joker of cheer,
Ran with grace and was quite the pioneer.
Graham Bridges did well,
In the heat, he’d excel,
Their efforts were nothing but clear.
Rosamond Hall, the FV60 queen,
Ran with skill and a fierce, steady sheen.
Kate Williamson, too,
In FV70 broke through,
Their victories made the night seem serene.
From Lucy Young to Sue Kench,
Each runner did not let the heat quench.
With spirit so bright,
In the warm evening light,
The Roadrunners’ performance was a bench!
